[artpost xiii]
Wow, this artpost has been a lot like passing a kidney stone the size of your head. Or maybe even your mum's head. Yeah. Like that. So forgive me if my ramblings are a little more obtuse than normal - I started out loving all the art I've given you here, and then as I post-processed it on Photoshop I started wanting to roll it into spikes and stuff it into my eyes. It's been one of those weeks. Shut up! I'm an artist! This is how I roll, okay? Okay. ;)


First, let's get the requested art (the art you actually want to see amirite) out of the way before I shower your eyes with the diseased reaches of my own brain. These were from an IJ-based version of TwitterDoodle, and were great fun to do!

soldierofortune said they wanted "A bear with a red balloon!"


And that is what they got. I was really happy with this, ink-work-wise, but my unimaginative colouring fucked it up. Sorry :/ I think I should have faded the legs darker towards the toes, but y'know.

nowstandstill wanted a portrait of a friend, August. The reference I got for him initially was "He looks annoying".


BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR

My dear team-mate Rath asked me for this, which I will present with no further explanation:


It'll get coloured at some point, probably badly, and then I will never show it to anyone. :) 00ntz.

And then, zeldenthuis asked for this. T-this is a Korean boy-band, Super Junior. There are 15 of them. I drew them all small in the corners of about a billion other artworks of mine, so all the separate boys were scattered through my sketchbook like over-excited autumn leaves.


Basically, it was simultaneously brilliant and infuriating to put together! Like a jigsaw puzzle where one of the pieces is grinning at a show. Totally awesome :D And I'd give you all their names but I can't see what order I've put them in from the HTML tag...

And then vogueress, because she is a pervert, asked for MOAR FAPLAIN


Which of course was a terrible trial for me to draw :D :D They look kind of sculptural. By which I mean, please to ignore how they look like they're made of plasticine. My Call of Cthulhu character is the bomb.

Okay! And then I offered FREE ICONS LOL. I have already handed out the completed icons, so here are the big versions, which I present without comment. You'll know which is yours, presumably:




YEAH

Well, those are they. They actually look better as icons, because lol that's what they're designed to be, but. It's nice to see the big version, too, right? ...Right?

And then I went on an icon FRENZYYYY for myself/my... yeah. So I was all, "Okay cranial companions! MAKE FACES!"

So they did.


Sigh. So then I cut them all out and coloured them in! Because I am five and that is what I like doing. I'm not going to show you ALL the icon blanks, because they're not all that good, really, in fullsize, but here are the ones that look nicest bigger:


TRAEISS IS DELIGHTED


WEISS IS ALL DISAPPROVING *siiiigh*


ZLAIJERH DOESN'T THINK SO


VALOUR DOESN'T THINK SO EITHER


MAL WILL GIVE YOU "CONCEITED TART"

So then I was all, you know, Altaiir's not made any faces. So I asked him to, politely (artist's impression)


And he did! How obliging of him<3


And thus:




Isn't he lovely y/y

Okay, time for ADDITIONAL WANK are you readyyyyy. Good. Further to the drawing I did for Rath, I present you this, with no further comment:


Yeah, and also this. This is... wolves vomiting wolves vomiting wolves vomiting wolves. It's... right, you know how you can get songs stuck in your head? I get images stuck in my head. Or pictorial themes stuck in my head. Same thing. I've had this one kicking about for about six months, now, and only just got down a version that I like. I'll probably do a few more versions until I'm... slaked. Slaked.


Have a bit more of my Faplain (because you're all rivitted by the people that traipse about in my head, I know, I know):


He thinks ghouls are pretty neat.

MORE HEADMATES SORRY but you know Twilight? You know the poster? WELL HERE IS THE VERSION I'D HAVE DONE


When you live forever WHAT DO YOU LIVE FOR
Bronze: VIDEO GAMES
Weiss: Gay sex and cigarettes

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, GUYS

And last, but not even slightly least, here is a god from the LARP system I play:


He is Sordan, the god of "Suffering". Specifically, enjoying every single damn thing you come across. Sordan is brilliant. He may look like a bit of a ladyboy, but his cock is like a foot long. Jesus Saves. Sordan Tops. Ask your mother.

THE END. THANK GOD. AND THANK YOU FOR STICKING WITH THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE END! You deserve a medal, you really do. <3 <3 <3
PS. Validate me, leave me comments xx