[artpost xi]
Eleventh artpost! I made a thing on the internet and stuck with it! Aren't you proud? I know I am.

Anyway, this is a short 'n' shitty one, but someone out there will find it amusing, I'll warrant. Pornless, too, unless you really like bad perspective in a way that the government'd find concerning.


First up, here's a present for my bff Mim:


WE ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD. That is all. I will put this on deviantART in the future when I am less gnawing-my-own-fingers-off-with-tired tired.

Another one of them FRUiTS things I keep doing:


Only there's EPIC FAIL with his jeans (...where is the waistband? Answers on a postcard, please.) the perspective is frankly alarming, that's a shitty attempt at... anything, and I've coloured his shirt in so that it's so dull it's a wonder you've not all snorted rusty nails out of a desperate desire to engender some entertainment in your lives. But, uh, those boots are brilliant, and don't belong to Weiss. Just... fyi.

See? They don't belong to him at all.


Quick little cartoon of Weiss. It was apparently illegal (so I was informed) for me to erase the little doodle of Bronze gnashing away there. Cartooning Weiss is fun. He's built like pipecleaners.

Sibling drew this one!


I was undergoing angst in a restaurant, and sibling quietly drew on the napkin and pushed it to me with a smile. This was on it. I shed tears of delight. I am keeping it forever.

CROWS CROWS CROWS I mean, this is a weird one:


I WENT TO THE BRITISH MUSEUM TO SEE JOHN DEE'S KIT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY VISION. The white "knotted" line is spiraling/twisting backwards, by the way, all 3D-like, but I couldn't draw that proper, so there's your explaination instead. The first skull is further forwards than the others. It goes back infinitely.

Uh.

And last but not least:


Remember Bubastis I drew last post? And how plastic her face was and how it was all melting off and shit? WELL I DREW IT TO ITS OBVIOUS CONCLUSION, 4-PANEL-COMIC STYLE. (Link NSFW: on Encyclopedia Dramatica.) Drawn in a coffee shop. 00ntz 00ntz 00ntz.

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And we're done here! Thank you, and good night. Kiss kiss.