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Hello and welcome, one and all, to my tenth artpoast on this journal! How exciting. And, as I think is a complete rarity, this post actually doesn't have any porn in it at all. ...Well, it's got some sexiness, but what can you expect from a post that's mostly full of hottastic creatures. And fanart. Dear GOD the fanart. I don't think I've ever drawn so much in quick succession in my entire life. Ugh. Anyway, it's all after the jump. Enjoy. (I've called it SFWish because, you know, large colourful images.)
Let us start with a griffin:
I don't really know where I was going with this one. I like the pastelly, washed-out colours, but then I spoiled it with that shadow. Don't really know what to do about it. Do I leave it? Change it? But how? Do you really care? Oh well.
This is a mere and scrawly scribble:
The two heads at the top are Ivan and Weiss, as drawn by sibling. The Weiss in the cassock is Weiss. I am in the middle, being me. Sibling evaluated how I'd drawn my own face. Bronze agrees. The end.
More headmates! Because we all love those:
Malachiah is tiny and cute! BRONZE HAS A GIANT FACE. That is all I have to say about this one.
And then I drew Friedrich:
...Which is all things I'm not going to explain here! So. The drawing made me sad, so I added a cheerful dog to cheer me up. Who couldn't be cheered by such a lovely wagger. Communists, that's whom.
TIME FOR A BIT OF FANART I THINK EH WOT
This is Dasha from Red Alert 3. I have a giant throbbing boner for her. I am not allowed to draw her making out with other girls. I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DRAW HER MA- oops.
HAVE YOU SEEN REPO! YET
SPOILERS: ONE OF THE CHARACTERS WEARS FACES. So here is Pavi, wearing a face. This is the update of scrawling all over my own work, I see.
See what I mean?
So I went to see Watchmen, loved it, and shat some Ozymadias-based wank out into my sketchbook. I wanted some kind of heroic, recruitment-poster image. What I got was a plastic cat. And he has no feet. NO ONE I DRAW EVER GETS ANY FEET BECAUSE I ALWAYS START TOO FAR DOWN THE FUCKING PAGE. Did you notice? Look back over the rest of this journal, go on, I'll wait here.
...
See? I keep missing their feet out. It's all my own stupid fault for not listening when Mr. Higgins told us about composition in class.
AND THEN. OH GOD. THEN MY BOYFRIEND WAS ALL "Draw General Moskvin from RA3 sitting astride a tank barrel, smoking" AND I DID
AND THEN I EXPLODED WITH HOT. Fffffffucking h- right, this is Nikolai Moskvin from Red Alert 3, with whom I have a bit of a fangasmic pelvis-lead obsession. Because he's a short-tempered, arrogant, sadistic psychopath with an unhealthy fascination with Tesla coils, a delicious Russian accent and a very nice uniform. I have several buttons! THEY ARE ALL MARKED "FAP". Please to be ignoring how the tank looks like a mound of comfy cushions. It will look amazinger when I've coloured it.
AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. On Twitter, right, I asked my readers what I should draw - short, quick ideas, first three to respond would get drawn. I picked four, rather than three, because ...I'm me.
My mate Beardy Dave asked, to start off with, for "Giant robot crow devouring railway tracks." This is what he got:
ROBOTTU-KRO GO!!
Then, my darling Mia said, "draw me walking in on an orgy of memes. AT 10 AM.". AND THIS HAPPENED:
GOODNESS ME JUST LOOK AT THE TIME, etc. Kinda wanna colour it.
Then! Dear Syn!Dave said this: "You, Moskvin, lizard brain imagination. Go!" Now. As above, I do like my Moskvin. So the temptation to draw porn was high. But then I thought, "Er, drawing porn of self = no" SO THIS IS WHAT I DECIDED UPON:
MOSKVIN LIKES TO FROLIC Y/Y
Annnnd thennn, my bff Mim said, "John Dee, looking ingenious, in a study overlooking the Thames. Alright, that's not very "quick doodle", is it." I had this amazing mental image of him in a jet-propelled glass zeppelin, cruising above the Thames, and sat down to draw that, but... but then this happened instead:
Which I love very much.
That concludes this artpoast. All of that, bar Dasha and Pavi, was drawn in Wales! Hooray for Wales and its stimulating my creative juiceglands to squirt their perfumed effluvia all over my gaping, waiting sketchpaper. ...Sorry, I'll... rein that in next time. Uh. Yeah! The lesson we learn is watch my Twitter. Lol could happen, and who knows! Maybe one of these drawings will end up yours!
Hello and welcome, one and all, to my tenth artpoast on this journal! How exciting. And, as I think is a complete rarity, this post actually doesn't have any porn in it at all. ...Well, it's got some sexiness, but what can you expect from a post that's mostly full of hottastic creatures. And fanart. Dear GOD the fanart. I don't think I've ever drawn so much in quick succession in my entire life. Ugh. Anyway, it's all after the jump. Enjoy. (I've called it SFWish because, you know, large colourful images.)
I don't really know where I was going with this one. I like the pastelly, washed-out colours, but then I spoiled it with that shadow. Don't really know what to do about it. Do I leave it? Change it? But how? Do you really care? Oh well.
This is a mere and scrawly scribble:
The two heads at the top are Ivan and Weiss, as drawn by sibling. The Weiss in the cassock is Weiss. I am in the middle, being me. Sibling evaluated how I'd drawn my own face. Bronze agrees. The end.
More headmates! Because we all love those:
Malachiah is tiny and cute! BRONZE HAS A GIANT FACE. That is all I have to say about this one.
And then I drew Friedrich:
...Which is all things I'm not going to explain here! So. The drawing made me sad, so I added a cheerful dog to cheer me up. Who couldn't be cheered by such a lovely wagger. Communists, that's whom.
TIME FOR A BIT OF FANART I THINK EH WOT
This is Dasha from Red Alert 3. I have a giant throbbing boner for her. I am not allowed to draw her making out with other girls. I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DRAW HER MA- oops.
HAVE YOU SEEN REPO! YET
SPOILERS: ONE OF THE CHARACTERS WEARS FACES. So here is Pavi, wearing a face. This is the update of scrawling all over my own work, I see.
See what I mean?
So I went to see Watchmen, loved it, and shat some Ozymadias-based wank out into my sketchbook. I wanted some kind of heroic, recruitment-poster image. What I got was a plastic cat. And he has no feet. NO ONE I DRAW EVER GETS ANY FEET BECAUSE I ALWAYS START TOO FAR DOWN THE FUCKING PAGE. Did you notice? Look back over the rest of this journal, go on, I'll wait here.
...
See? I keep missing their feet out. It's all my own stupid fault for not listening when Mr. Higgins told us about composition in class.
AND THEN. OH GOD. THEN MY BOYFRIEND WAS ALL "Draw General Moskvin from RA3 sitting astride a tank barrel, smoking" AND I DID
AND THEN I EXPLODED WITH HOT. Fffffffucking h- right, this is Nikolai Moskvin from Red Alert 3, with whom I have a bit of a fangasmic pelvis-lead obsession. Because he's a short-tempered, arrogant, sadistic psychopath with an unhealthy fascination with Tesla coils, a delicious Russian accent and a very nice uniform. I have several buttons! THEY ARE ALL MARKED "FAP". Please to be ignoring how the tank looks like a mound of comfy cushions. It will look amazinger when I've coloured it.
AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. On Twitter, right, I asked my readers what I should draw - short, quick ideas, first three to respond would get drawn. I picked four, rather than three, because ...I'm me.
My mate Beardy Dave asked, to start off with, for "Giant robot crow devouring railway tracks." This is what he got:
ROBOTTU-KRO GO!!
Then, my darling Mia said, "draw me walking in on an orgy of memes. AT 10 AM.". AND THIS HAPPENED:
GOODNESS ME JUST LOOK AT THE TIME, etc. Kinda wanna colour it.
Then! Dear Syn!Dave said this: "You, Moskvin, lizard brain imagination. Go!" Now. As above, I do like my Moskvin. So the temptation to draw porn was high. But then I thought, "Er, drawing porn of self = no" SO THIS IS WHAT I DECIDED UPON:
MOSKVIN LIKES TO FROLIC Y/Y
Annnnd thennn, my bff Mim said, "John Dee, looking ingenious, in a study overlooking the Thames. Alright, that's not very "quick doodle", is it." I had this amazing mental image of him in a jet-propelled glass zeppelin, cruising above the Thames, and sat down to draw that, but... but then this happened instead:
Which I love very much.
That concludes this artpoast. All of that, bar Dasha and Pavi, was drawn in Wales! Hooray for Wales and its stimulating my creative juiceglands to squirt their perfumed effluvia all over my gaping, waiting sketchpaper. ...Sorry, I'll... rein that in next time. Uh. Yeah! The lesson we learn is watch my Twitter. Lol could happen, and who knows! Maybe one of these drawings will end up yours!