| [artpost lxxxxvi]
||[Jul. 5th, 2013|10:13 am]
HEY check out my bad self that didn't die during surgery! Now everything is better and I am (sore but) fine. Here's some art. I've finished off things that've been unfinished for weeks and weeks and done some new stuff, too. I hoap u leik|
The theme of this week's artpost is Why God Why Did I Colour Everything In Red When My Scanner Hates Varied Red Tones Why, with the subtitle of Does Anyone Have Any Scanner Recommendations Because I'm Kinda In The Market For A Good One.
Firstly, I drew a Fakemon, because those are fun ESPECIALLY WHEN there is a joke about the Pope in there too
I didn't fill out movesets because I was too busy laughing my ass off at Pontifope's fucking FACE
Well anyway I think there should be lady Cardinals
and they should let me design their gear 'cause damn grrl
then there were ponies, sorry not sorry
Big Macintosh is adorable. I realised suddenly that he is basically Bronze, but a pony.
there are like six different reds and burgundies in this picture, scanner, and you made them all carmine, I fucking hate you
Big Mac doesn't know what to think of this big dogge
I AM A SERIOUS ARTIST AND YOU SHOULD TAKE ME VERY VERY SERIOUSLY
BECAUSE I HAVE DRAWN HUMAN PONY INCEST
I AM VERY LONELY
I covet Flim's hair, jfc
And then I did these two things, the first one is MATIARCHAL WEREWOLF DICTATORSHIP PROPAGANDA because I realised that Dag heads quite literally a matriarchal werewolf dictatorship, and she is actually a dictator. And yet I've never done Big Strong Scary Art Deco Art of her being Big Strong and Scary? how odd, let's fix
Threw a uniform on her to complete the look, but she doesn't have a uniform because she prefers leather jeans and tank tops (easily replaceable in case of surprise wolfing) and thinks uniforms are a bit silly and anyway they never fit her right because she's big and chunky like a child's toy. We're really digging her hair at the moment, too. Remember how long it used to be??? For, like, ever??? So much easier now, woah. Though the front bit still goes in her beer non-consensually. Only problem is that apparently it is now "60% less metal".
and then I drew this which is Yet Another Tattoo Design For My Boyfriend, who, like all good decadent queers has a raging hard-on for St Sebastian.
This will go on his hip/butt with the blood going down his thigh. It will be his cutie mark. I've not shown you the tat I've designed for my lovely housemate Sebastian, which will be going in her cutie mark position, which is a dying horse. Mine will be a jay. I think these are accurate cutie marks.
Anyway I'm really pleased with that because a) black St Seb, yes please, b) BLOOOOOOOOD.
Anyway that's all I got time for, I have to lie down now and eat a painkiller.
Yaaaaay. We're glad to hear from you!
oh my god. The Fakemon are fucking priceless. XDD
the tattoo kicks. ass. *_____*
you are king of designing tattoos and i bow down to show reverence
WHY CAN'T THOSE BE REAL POKEMONS
YOU ARE AMAZING
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I have somehow missed a whole bunch of your recent artposts! They are delight as always