| [artpost lxxxxii]
||[Mar. 28th, 2013|01:19 pm]
I-I'm doing this from work. I shouldn't, but I am. The fact is, internet, that I have a new job. It's a lovely job, yes; but it's full time, so I don't have as much free time as I used to. On the plus side, no1 curr about internets, and I get an hour for lunch. Bonus! heh, boners So here's yer artpost. There's. well. there's some porn in it, but NOT AS MUCH AS THERE COULD BE. I drew a lot of porn this month, and it was so severely disgusting (and quite personal) that I can't possibly share it. Maybe when I eventually do that porn book when I've found a printer with no scruples.|
I dunno, internet. I just don't like sharing porn that I'm 100% into. I can give you stuff that I've found hot, but not stuff I've actually gotten off to. You know? It's just too... too personal. I mean, I could always not tell you, but it still feels a bit weird, like I've let you see my wank fantasies. Which is exactly what it'd be. So you don't get it. Sry.
There's nowt in colour this month because I've been stupid and not coloured what I originally wanted to colour and not scanned stuff that is in colour because I've left it all about in random places. You'll get all that next month, then, I guess!
Let's get the swathes of embarrassing MLP fanart out of the way, shall we?
I was going to colour this, but I fell out of love with it pretty fast and couldn't be bothered. It's human!Rarity, because she's Korean in my head, Discord (everyone can be very surprised now that I liked Discord, go on) and, um, me. Don't worry, this isn't the worst I've done.
There's Babylon as a pony. And there's Mussolini as a pony. There's a trend for drawing everything - including completely inappropriate things - as ponies, and I thought I'd contribute. Mussolini pony. He's going to drain the marshes and invade Libya with the Power Of Fascism. My Little Nationalist: Fascism Is Magic.
Now that I have made myself feel tremendously unwell because I remembered that while I think Mussolini pony is hilarious, there are people that etc. etc., let us turn to more savoury subjects, such as this nice dogboy sucking his own cock.
This came about because I was asking Kelen if, as someone who's half dog, can he lick his own balls. He demonstrated. THANKS, KELEN.
OH OH OH THIS WILL GET ME INTO TROUBLE :) :)
I drew a comic detailing precisely how little I understand what Homestuck is. This is two pages containing ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING I KNOW about Homestuck.
Now, I mentioned I was doing this on Twitter and within two hours, I had five people message me in various ways, telling me about Homestuck. Some were amazingly verbose. I hadn't asked to be told about Homestuck. I don't want to know about Homestuck. I'm happier not knowing. I did this as a joke to amuse myself, because I love how the few facts I do know make absolutely bugger all sense next to each other.
Please don't tell me about Homestuck.
All my knowledge comes second-hand from other people posting on Tumblr. I have never read it because I can't.
what is a Dave
Then I drew the last few comics from my previous workplace!
ah shit not again
and this one, which I love
WHAT happened to YOU
holy SHIT i have NO IDEA why someone I previously registered as A LADY now LOOKS LIKE A BOY
fuckING HELL what is a trANS
and this is a comic from my new place of work, drawn on the back of an envelope, because that's how classy I am
Weiss Dressed As A Cheerleader is my favourite, favourite thing. I might just draw that for this afternoon, actually. Just Weiss. In tiny skirts. Smoking, passively-aggressively.
AND NOW: WEREWOLVES
I'd like to draw one for Young Werewolves and Fae, too, because they're my best most favouritest monsters and young werewolves are 400% hilarious, GRAECEN. And the Fae all come across a bit... uh, obsessive.
Speaking of the Fae, here's Lutur:
This isn't finished, as you can see, but it will be GLORIOUS when it's done because la la la la He's using Carlos as a footrest la la la la laaa glee glee glee OH ALSO I drew an amazing piece of Lutur this month that I'm going to have as a thigh piece, but I didn't get it finished in time to scan with this batch.
I have recently started a new ropelay, as you know, and here's some more drawings from that.
Muqtadir has little to no knowledge of how other species code their genders. Florian is a man horse.
That is all I had to say. Enjoy the art and tune back in in a couple of weeks when there'll be more, as usual. <3